i'm not sexy and i know it
bikini basketball
Normally I don't get worked up about stuff like this, so why does the Bikini Basketball League feel like such a violation?
And it actually wasn't that hard. I KNOW. I AM THE WORST.
It took me a really long time to wear heels after 9/11 because I was scared. Now I just don't wear them because I'm lazy.
i love you
Apparently the "average" person says I love you after fourteen dates. It takes me more like a billion.