I am but a few chunky highlights away from shopping at my local Talbots.
1990s
hair
Yes, friends: I think you should let a non-professional cut and style your hair.
tattoos
Getting a matching tattoo with Sydney felt like a completely reasonable commitment.
social media
I have actual physical reactions when I see my Instagram crush wear a new bold lip color, pose in a dark bar with a craft cocktail, or lazily lounge with her adorable husband and puppy in their adorable apartment.
mom jeans
If skinny jeans could talk, they would say “DAMN GIRL YOU GOT A BOOTY.” Mom jeans simply whisper “Nice ass.”
90s nostalgia
You don’t need glow-in-the-dark glitter beads to believe in principles like peace, love, unity, and respect. But it’s more fun that way!
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Fun,
90s nostalgia,
clothes,
DIY,
do this don't,
embarassing pictures from my youth,
fashion,
PLUR,
raver kandi
Apr 16, 2012 at 6:00pm | 22 comments
do this don't
For spring several top designers took inspiration in the ugly Hawaiian-print shirt (you know the one your uncle wears) and elevated it to must have territory.
band shirts
Thrifted shirts are experiencing an uncool moment. But they're friendly on the budget, the environment, and your rack.
asos curve
Horizontal stripes and me: reunited and it feels so good.
90s
Think of them as full-body jorts you can carry a cat in.
being alone
I declare December 31 a holiday just as fit for quiet and reflection and snacking alone as for partying until you are sick.
do this don't
OK, so eating breakfast is only a "don't" in that so many of us DON'T do it. But we totally should!
costumes
This year, I'm over it. My costume will not be "cool." It will not be clever. It will be sexy.
comedy
I'm not supposed to love the Three Stooges, but I can't help myself.
do this don't
Hey, if I could forgive my stone cold sober mother for repeatedly calling me a faggot when I was an innocent, sensitive little boy -- you can cut my intoxicated boy Galliano some slack.
baseball
It's a "Do This Don't" bonanza at a San Francisco Giants baseball game!
asos curve
I’ve been working on Project: Take Back the Muumuu for a few years now, and I’ve decided part of said project should include action shots of real live muumuu-wearing out in the world.
do this don't
Yeah, I said it.
clothes
The ultimate faux pas...committed by yours truly in the presence of THE KARDASHIANS (hee hee).
do this don't
Not to get all early-90s-stand-up-comic on you, but black people usually don’t do this kind of thing.
color
Wearing one color head-to-toe made me feel, yes, a little crazy, but in a good way.
accessories
Sexy sexy sexy! Ooh, just think of the attention you’d get!
