asos curve
Horizontal stripes and me: reunited and it feels so good.
mom jeans
If skinny jeans could talk, they would say “DAMN GIRL YOU GOT A BOOTY.” Mom jeans simply whisper “Nice ass.”
hair
Yes, friends: I think you should let a non-professional cut and style your hair.
band shirts
Thrifted shirts are experiencing an uncool moment. But they're friendly on the budget, the environment, and your rack.
1990s
I am but a few chunky highlights away from shopping at my local Talbots.
social media
I have actual physical reactions when I see my Instagram crush wear a new bold lip color, pose in a dark bar with a craft cocktail, or lazily lounge with her adorable husband and puppy in their adorable apartment.
tattoos
Getting a matching tattoo with Sydney felt like a completely reasonable commitment.
do this don't
For spring several top designers took inspiration in the ugly Hawaiian-print shirt (you know the one your uncle wears) and elevated it to must have territory.
90s nostalgia
You don’t need glow-in-the-dark glitter beads to believe in principles like peace, love, unity, and respect. But it’s more fun that way!
comedy
I'm not supposed to love the Three Stooges, but I can't help myself.
bikinis
Can all my body issues fit into one little two-piece? Why, yes, they can!
costumes
This year, I'm over it. My costume will not be "cool." It will not be clever. It will be sexy.
do this don't
With a few tweaks this faux-pas can become...whatever the opposite of a faux-pas is.
do this don't
OK, so eating breakfast is only a "don't" in that so many of us DON'T do it. But we totally should!
do this don't
I call this lazy-chic. (No, I don't.)
being alone
I declare December 31 a holiday just as fit for quiet and reflection and snacking alone as for partying until you are sick.
do this don't
I don't like to brag, but my legs are still holding up pretty nicely. I’m not claiming that they look exactly the same as they did back then, but what is, really?
90s
Think of them as full-body jorts you can carry a cat in.
career
When a joke makes you feel like a jerk.
do this don't
Bonus points if you're this wrinkly too. What? This shit is REAL!
beauty
How a 33-year-old woman was magically transported back to 1993.
accessories
Sexy sexy sexy! Ooh, just think of the attention you’d get!