I no longer drink, smoke, do drugs, or have sex with strangers -- THIS IS ALL I HAVE LEFT.

Jun 5, 2014 at 4:00pm | 262 comments

You know what would happen if I got a bottle of cola I couldn’t open out of a machine? I would try to furtively open it with my teeth.
Sometimes I go a day with just a can or a little coffee, a buck or two, but at least once my beverage tally reached $16, about 10.6 % of my weekly take home right now
I'm fine with having a vice or six. You should be too.