It might not actually be National Tattoo Day, but I'd like your opinion nonetheless.

Jul 17, 2014 at 12:00pm | 89 comments

Actually meeting him or having a conversation with him would, in my mind, solidify the fact that I'm a 31-year-old woman who's never met her father.
The votes are in, the ballots have been counted, the electoral college has been...surveyed or whatever. Can you tell I hate politics?
You can tweet @SeagullSalon directly any time in the next 4 hours to let them know what you think they should do to my hair, and I will put myself in your (and their) capable hands.
awesome places to live
New York City is more expensive than it's worth. But where else should I go?
You know how your skull doesn't completely ossify until you're 25? Maybe being a teenager is like being temporarily insane, kidnapped by the SLA of your pituitary gland.