valentines
It made perfect sense to break into his house for Valentine's Day. No, seriously. It did. I am a mentally stable-ish person and thought it was completely reasonable and romantic.
mental illness
This is who I am. I am a person who requires mental maintenance; it would be false of me to claim otherwise so why should I pretend to be something that I’m not?
crazy
jobs
I once got a late night phone call from one of our facilities that a maintenance worker had discovered a couple. Having sex. In a stairwell.
crazy
Go ahead and call me "crazy." I'll take any compliment I can get.
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May 28, 2013 at 10:00am | 82 comments

sailboats
This is the one people ALWAYS ask about: Where do you poop?