No, it's not a delicious pastry; it's a little roll of fat under my right butt cheek.
body acceptance
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What is so sexy about the butt?
overalls
All it takes is one Fez-wearing sage like Andre Leon Talley and I’m standing in a department store trying to convince all of my friends that no, leather pasties ARE TOTALLY OF THE MOMENT AND APPROPRIATE FOR WORK.
okcupid
Men were bombarding me with lewd advances for a reason: I had told them all my butt was open for business.
ass
My pants have a tendency to slide down and give me epic plumber's crack. Thanks a lot, Snowplow Ass.
butts
More than half the American population will develop the “varicose veins of the anus and rectum” at some point in their lives. You, too, will one day likely be the bearer of an itchy, distended piece of flesh poking out of your butthole.
1970s
Is treating a man's b-side like an everlasting gobstopper really the surefire way to win his heart? And furthermore: do you guys do it?
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Aug 20, 2012 at 10:00am | 197 comments
anal sex
Say it with me: Reluctant anal is bad anal.
booty
As a lover of ridiculously proportioned women, I always want MORE PUMPS IN THE BUMPS.
