I have been sized by so many salespeople that I feel I may never trust again.
boobs
breast cancer
For now, all I can do is hang my hopes on the slim percentage that I won’t get breast cancer, knowing that if a tumor develops, it’s not like I can afford to treat that either.
boobs
Bralessness is like a good bargain -- I just can't keep my mouth shut about it!
girls gone wild
I was 18, it was Mardi Gras, and I'd never heard of Joe Francis, a man with the moral constitution of a bowel movement.
big boobs
My boobs were never welcomed in any workplace in corporate America.
body image
I promise never to talk about diets again, but I don't think that I'm the only one of us who lives like this.
boobs
Yeast infections! They're not just for vaginas anymore!
advertising
In my experience, the only thing boobs make you want to buy are more boobs.
adolescence
From fourth grade on, I looked like I was about 25 years old.
boob forum
When was the last time you showed your boobs to someone while not in the act of sexing? Did it involve alcohol?
insecurities
She may condition little girls to question their measurements, but I was more concerned with not having nipple-less breasts like hers.
boobs
I don't think I had a stitch of clothing on the upper portion of my body for the first few weeks that I was home from the hospital. It also happened to be the time when we had a never-ending flow of company. I did not give a shit.
boobs
When people discover where I work, they often ask “Would you let your daughter become a topless model?"
boobs
I just want my swimsuit-bits to get a little sunshine, okay?
babies
About that time I squirted my son's father in the eye with a fountain of breast milk.
boobs
While my right breast had developed into a full, rounded, cleavable C cup, my left breast had grown into a pert little teardrop-shaped mound, sitting inches higher than her partner.
healthy
At first I noticed little things -- my cup size B Victoria’s Secret bra looked a bit obscene, my button-down shirts kept popping open at the chest. Then my nipples stretched and expanded until they looked like enormous pink flying saucers.
boobs
Just as India Jewel-Jackson lavishes her ass with TLC, my boobs demand luxury treatment.
raw and unedited
I had this idea that most bodies, no matter how curvy, are flat and perfect underneath clothing, when really it was an illusion my mind created to make me believe my body was uniquely disfigured.
ask eric
Becca's got DDs and mark my words, she'll be gallivanting about in a maxi dress this summer.
boobs
So far, my book tour has included reunions with old friends, a podcast interview in a garage, and the opportunity to sign a hot girl's boobs. Come with me on my voyage, won't you? I've got pictures!
boobs
Protip: As " sexy" as you are in all of your almost-topless glory, unmade beds are NOT sexy. Make your damn bed before showing the world your boobs.
