being fat all over the internet
Ideally you should not show up at someone's door drunkenly singing "You Must Love Me" from Evita - but that one's kind of universal.
I almost included your gyno appointment, but I feel like some dudes would be real into that.

May 29, 2013 at 5:00pm | 54 comments

Forbes writer Gene Marks published his thoughts on what he would do if he were a poor black kid. It was basically an Onion op-ed. I nudged it the rest of the way.