fat
vaginas
If a dude wants to tell me my vagina is repulsive, that's awesome, but he should be warned, I have sharp teeth, lock-jaw and passion for angry blow-jobs.
racism
He says, “Don’t make me hit you.” He may be ’roided out, judging from his Jose Canseco-like biceps. “Go ahead,” I hiss. “Show everyone on this street what a gentleman you are.”
assholes
On the NPR and Daily Mail backlash. And should I try to go on Dr. Phil?
drunk
Borat came out seven years ago, but it was apparently fresh in the mind of the drunk jerk who, without warning, reenacted the Pamela Anderson kidnap-attempt scene on me at a bar.
assholes
The asshole jar is a reminder of what I’ve wrongly settled for in the past, and what I won’t stand for in the future.
assholes
It’s not a habit you’ll want to seriously cultivate, but you can learn a lot from these schmucks.
assholes
"Have you found something out there worth learning from that isn't saturated with insufferable freaks?"
in

Jul 25, 2011 at 1:02pm | 0 comments

assholes
Protip: If a girl says no, take it like a damn gentleman.
in

Sep 20, 2011 at 5:00pm | 0 comments

assholes
Write about your cat, your baby, your basket-weaving and your dinner and I will stand up for you.
assholes
Forbes writer Gene Marks published his thoughts on what he would do if he were a poor black kid. It was basically an Onion op-ed. I nudged it the rest of the way.