assholes
The asshole jar is a reminder of what I’ve wrongly settled for in the past, and what I won’t stand for in the future.
racism
He says, “Don’t make me hit you.” He may be ’roided out, judging from his Jose Canseco-like biceps. “Go ahead,” I hiss. “Show everyone on this street what a gentleman you are.”
drunk
Borat came out seven years ago, but it was apparently fresh in the mind of the drunk jerk who, without warning, reenacted the Pamela Anderson kidnap-attempt scene on me at a bar.
fat
vaginas
If a dude wants to tell me my vagina is repulsive, that's awesome, but he should be warned, I have sharp teeth, lock-jaw and passion for angry blow-jobs.
assholes
It’s not a habit you’ll want to seriously cultivate, but you can learn a lot from these schmucks.
assholes
On the NPR and Daily Mail backlash. And should I try to go on Dr. Phil?
assholes
Forbes writer Gene Marks published his thoughts on what he would do if he were a poor black kid. It was basically an Onion op-ed. I nudged it the rest of the way.
assholes
Write about your cat, your baby, your basket-weaving and your dinner and I will stand up for you.
assholes
Protip: If a girl says no, take it like a damn gentleman.
in

Sep 20, 2011 at 5:00pm | 0 comments

assholes
"Have you found something out there worth learning from that isn't saturated with insufferable freaks?"
in

Jul 25, 2011 at 1:02pm | 0 comments