tampons
I wasn't going to write about this, but my favorite thing to say lately is, "Hey, would it cheer you up if I gave you the tampon stuck up my pussy for a month?" So. There you go.
dating advice
I told him everything I'd wanted to tell him for two years, but managed to twist it around so much it sounded like one friend giving another friend one epic pep talk that would put Dr. Phil to shame.
gigolos
We've all been in that awkward stage of a relationship where you're still hiring gigolos, but your heart just isn't in it, am I right?
almost boyfriends
I probably didn’t make up the term for or concept of the not-a-boyfriend but have had many in my life, I can provide a great definition for who they are.