fat
A Canadian psychologist says that sharing photos of your food on social media may signal a "deeper medical issue." I can't make this stuff up.
sexual attention
I DO find sexual attention immensely validating, and that plays into everything from the way I dress to my choice of career.
instagram
Sometimes I go to events and there are famous people and I take pictures of them. My IRL Instagram would look like more like: my taxes not being done yet and my dog peeing on my bed.
hair
My self-esteem is fully reliant on positive affirmation via the interwebz.
selfies
Most of the time, I post a selfie because I think I look pretty -- today/in this light/in this lipstick/in this outfit.
instagram
Perhaps it’s 2012 fatigue (I’m so over this year and all its accompanying madness), but I couldn't muster the will to be outraged about Instagram's proposed (then scrapped) policy change. Believe me I tried.
hurricane sandy
Will people still trek out to the Rockaways and other storm-ravaged areas if they can't Instagram it?
photos on the internet
I just don’t like people seeing me at my worst physical self, no matter how young I was or how effectively I have managed to evolve beyond it.
instagram
Here are some things I have posted on Instagram so far: the recovery literature stacked up on my nightstand, my daily gratitude list, my bookshelf covered in stuffed animals. I mean, YAWN.
awkwardness
PLAN B: I'm going to invent a cocktail and call it "ASPIRATIONAL DESPAIR" and get reeeeaaallly drunk on it.
facebook
Please. Let's not make brunch snarking a thing.
class war
I’m one of those horrible Android users ruining your Instagram forever.