Another week, another list of things that I couldn't get my sweet, well-intentioned, extremely intelligent staff to write about. Corynne took a much-needed vacation this week, so obviously we misbehaved big time.
It's not like the writers here aren't responsive or simply don't have time. You should see the smart and funny things they write on the random email threads that circulate through here multiple times every day. You really should see them -- Emily and I keep saying that we want to publish those email threads, but haven't figured out a format that works for it yet.
Anyway, here are the things that Emily suggested we write about this week, but I didn't force anyone to actually follow through on (I didn't even write to folks ONE TIME asking them to cover these topics, I don't think -- I will pick it up next week -- I think I am still pissed that none of them tried eye licking for me last week):
- There are people who don't kiss on the first date?!
- Are you willing to let your partner eat food off your naked body?
- Diet perfume.
- Boudoir bachelorette parties!
- A drug to cure a broken heart?
Which topics are you pissed at us for not covering? Let me know!