I didn't even do this on purpose -- the natural rule-breaker in me must have just decided that today was the perfect day to wear white (as you may know, I don't keep track of the date or the year or the time, barely). Don't you think the white-after-labor-day rule is crap? What other things should we feature in our "Do-This-Don't" series (most of which are more hilarious and fully realized than this one)? Let us know which more radical rules we should break, and I'll make my lovely contributors do it -- or I'll do it myself.
The ultimate faux pas...committed by yours truly in the presence of THE KARDASHIANS (hee hee).