Happy Saturday! Yes, it's that time where I bitch about all the topics I couldn't get anyone on staff to cover. I'm pretty hurt that we're not talking about Sarah Palin and how our mothers made us drunks. I must mention that, to my staffers credit, due to my own personal bed-bug fun-time adventure, I didn't really have the energy to pressure anyone.
It's your mom's fault you're a drunk
Too broke for babies?
Another round of engagement ring judging -- now Jen Aniston's is TOO BIG [I have to admit that I wasn't that into this one myself as I love Jen, have known her for 25 years or so and didn't want to further fuel this ridiculousness, even though by showing you this now, I guess I just did.]
Sarah Palin has slimmed down for release of her diet and fitness book
Why won't you protect college princesses instead of hooking up with them, MENZ?
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