This here column, "Things I Couldn't Get Anyone To Write About This Week," has been the butt of a few jokes. This article was brought up in a Gawker article accurately calling me an unimportant writer. More recently, someone in the comments section (on another article making fun of us) took the joke to next level and included this weekly post in the teasing! What do you think? Do you hate how we let everyone know what we failed at? Is it so poorly written? Are you hate-reading this? I want to know everything!