They could blame it on the fact that we are in the middle of a move (to bright and shiny offices in Times Square -- putting me back in the same neighborhood where I launched Sassy magazine oh so many years ago).
They could try to find a way to blame our newish Managing Editor, Rebecca (who isn't really new anymore because we are about to have a NEW new kid, who I will introduce you to first thing next week).
They could complain, as some of you did last week, that too many of these ideas came from the Daily Mail.
Either way, these topics were sent around this week and didn't get covered by any of our writers and I thought you might find them a fun distraction to read now. Particularly if you are bored this weekend or just wanting some extra xoJane content to get you through until xoJane is back on our full weekday schedule on Monday morning. Whatever.
And, as always, feel free to send your ideas to firstname.lastname@example.org if there is something you want to write about for us. We will pay you for it, for sure, and particularly love supporting weirdos. Have fun!