14 Stories We Didn’t Write About, But That You Might Want to Comment on, Including Charlize, Khloe, and New Blowjob Findings!

Plus the latest racist teen drinking game and the latest political sex scandal (can't say we don't give you range)!
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April 10, 2016
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After a brief hiatus, the stories that we didn’t write about, but that you might want to comment on, are back. How did you manage without them (fine, I’m sure, but I still want to know if you’ve felt an xoNews-shaped hole in your life for the past couple of weeks)? Rather than focus on all the negative headlines of this week — Sex scandal after sex scandal! Errant and boisterous politicians! Patriarchy! — I added a few good things — New ice cream flavors! Workplace productivity! — to this list of stories we didn’t write about, but that you might want to comment on. Feel free to tally up the pro’s vs. con’s and let me know if I struck up a good balance in the comments below.

A New York judge has dismissed one of Kesha’s counterclaims against Dr. Luke, ruling that "rape is not a gender-motivated hate crime.” [THR]

Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert has been federally charged with sexually abusing at least four minors during his time as a wrestling coach. [NYT]

Baskin Robbins is serving up a limited edition Sour Patch Kids ice cream flavor that's been described as "what a Lisa Frank sticker should taste like." [Real Simple]

Handwriting your notes instead of typing them could aid in memory retention. [Lifehacker]

Kocktails with Khloe has been kanceled. [Celebitchy]

Bill Clinton is “almost” sorry for sparring with Black Lives Matter protestors this week. [The Slot]

Scientists have put the old “your eyes are bigger than your stomach” adage to the test and it turns out to be kind of true. [CNN]

Justice Sotomayor believes the Supreme Court needs to be more diverse (and we agree with her). [Buzzfeed News]

Teens in Princeton, NJ are making "Holocaust Pong" or “Alcoholocaust” the next big drinking game and yes, it’s as awful as it sounds. [Jezebel]

According to a new study, young women are more likely to give oral sex to men even when they don’t want to. Both male and female teens reported that it is "more distasteful" and "a bigger deal" for men to perform oral sex than women. [The Independent]

Charlize Theron told British GQ that pretty people get turned away from meaty roles. [Celebitchy]

Dentists confirm that we’re all using too much toothpaste. [Vitals]

Mohamed Abrini, the remaining suspect in November’s brutal Paris attacks, has been arrested in Belgium. [BBC News]

The MTV Movie Awards happened! [TIME]

Say anything at all about all or any of these stories. Or let us know what you wish we’d written about last week that you would have commented on, if we’d written about it.