Now with our London xoJane crew, Cat and her insomnia and Emily getting up early as ever thanks to Little Man, let the emails never stop! And look at how they look on my New Windows Phone!
PS If you recall, yesterday the very hot Jason Ellis showed me his pubic hair at the Jane Radio studio. He invited me to come up there any day this week to be on his show. If I do, he has agreed to wrap his penis around my wrist, which I would sincerely enjoy (sorry bf -- it's my JOB). Would you enjoy that or not? Should I do it?
PPS Am I making even less sense as I type on Windows Phone? If so, let me blame it on that.