What The Hell Is Wrong With Me Now?

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I'm back in NYC (as you can maybe tell) and now this note I wroteyesterday from Philadelphia is haunting me. I was on a bathroom breakthere and emailed Corynne and Lori and probably Emily (good guess'cause she is the lucky recipient of the vast majority of my emails)comparing the conference thingy I was attending to an est seminar orThe Forum or something (have you heard of those?).

The conference was super fun and enlightening and gratifying. It justreminded me of est (which I've never done, but You Know I Would if itstill existed) in that we just got these occasional bathroom breaks(which was mostly hard for me because it was the only time I was ableto go on my phone or laptop, which reminds me of the time I went to aspa for a week and the hardest thing, way harder than eliminatingvarious foods or drinks, was the MEDIA FAST we were put on, Aghhh!).

Okay, back to a subject

I drank a ton of tea and soda the last two days and peed only duringthe breaks and these are my current symptoms for you to diagnose (onceagain):

Little tiny blood on toilet paper. Burning when I pee. Churningstomach. Lightheaded and weak. No frequent need to pee though. Is thisa UTI, you think? I've only had one UTI in my life, so I'm not sure.Oh, and I told you about the peeing because I love to tell you aboutmy urination (and golden showers comes up as a search term often whenI'm tracking our traffic, but that's another thing) and also becauseI'm wondering if holding your pee can cause a UTI? AND if it is a UTI,natural ways to cure it, my cuties?

I will thank you forever.

PS Still think I don't need that Botox?