I was lucky enough to get out of work just now to do Pilates for an hour (photo by Colin Farrell, as always). And I thought this might be an inappropriate image anyway to go along with this: I haven't had sex in months! Jeez and man! I am about to count how long, but I'm telling you, it is TOO LONG. Can you relate? How long have you gone without it? Does it bother you?
I am fairly limber and thus triple-crossing my legs as I write this and you know what that means (right?).
Also: How many other people used this Occupy joke before me? I bet Kathy Griffin.