Jason Ellis just showed me his penis and Adrienne Maloof is following me on Twitter? Life is crazy good.
Jason Ellis's Penis
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Newsflash: Heckling is Rude, Also Pointless 200 Good Job! GetEqual Shames Itself, Disrespects the First Lady, and Defeats the Point
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I’m A Professional Fetish Model 38 It Happened To Me: I'm A Fetish Model
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I Don't Get the Point of Having a Best Friend 61 I'm Too Commitment-Phobic to Ever Have a Best Friend
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I Went to a Horse Show and It Was Really Weird, You Guys 151 I Love Horses, But I Don't Love the Weird Class Stuff Happening at the Horse Show
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Your Super Friday Night Open Thread Is Here, So Come Hang Out 818 Your Super Friday Night Open Thread Is Here, So Come Hang Out
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It Happened To Me: I'm In A Happy Polyamorous Relationship 273 It Happened To Me: I'm In A Polyamorous Relationship And I Love It
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How To Impress Everyone and Probably Get Laid By Making Your Own Condiments 72 Make Your Own Ketchup And Mustard; Get Lots Of Action
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I ONLY HAVE ONE PAIR OF UNDERWEAR 190 Who Needs More Than One Pair of Underwear? Not Me
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Why I Won't Wear High Heels, Ever Again 432 I Wore High Heels One Time And I Never Will Again
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My Boyfriend and I Have 9,000 Miles Between Us: These Fancy Candles Help Me Through The Lonely Nights 39 I Use Candles to Stave Off Loneliness
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Everyone's Talking About the Hitler Teapot... And It's Kind Of My Fault 99 Woah, My Tweet Was On The Today Show Because I Asked JCPenney About Their Teapot Ad That Looks Like Hitler
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It Happened To Me: I Never Told My Dad I Loved Him Before He Died 54 It Happened To Me: I Didn't Really Know My Dad Until He Died
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I'm Not Andrew Zimmern, Okay? I Ate Some Bugs For You Guys And I Did Not Love It. 101 I'll Try Anything Once: I Ate Some Bugs Because You Guys Told Me To
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The AMA Has Voted To Call Obesity A "Disease" -- What Does This Have To Do With Drug Companies And MONEY? I'll Explain! 136 KEEP YOUR DISTANCE GUYS, The AMA Says My Body Is Now A DISEASE! I'm Gonna Infect Yooou
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Girls are "Nice and Pretty," Boys are "Brave and Smart": Sexism on the Floor at Yesterday's Book Expo of America 31 Girls are "Nice and Pretty," Boys are "Brave and Smart"
