Sorry Daisy, but it's true.
A couple of years ago around this time, I was sitting in a macrobiotic restaurant with (name-drop alert) Patti Smith, Michael Stipe and Charlotte on a gorgeous Sunday afternoon and none of us could figure out why the streets were so quiet. Then I got worried when I heard simultaneous yelling out of windows, but I didn't say anything so as not to upset Charlotte (she's the name-drop, by the way).
Whoever can prove they know less about sports than I do deserves something really really fun. For example, quick, who's playing? The Devils vs the Angels would be my initial guess. Play along! Also, what are YOU doing this quiet weekend?
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