By threatening to inhale this energy-snort-thing Julie just got in the mail. I wouldn't really do it. Waaaaaay too much energy already. But it's fun to see Bryan's expression when I even tauntingly hold a Starbucks cup (never mine). Hahahaha. Fun times with a very rubber-faced (is that the right term?) assistant. Xo
My Body Dysmorphia Is Totally Getting In The Way Of All The Awesome Sex I Should Be Having 0 I Have Body Dysmorphia When Really I Should Have AWESOME SEX ALL THE TIME
xoGain: DIY Ice Cream From The Resourceful Stoner In Me 6 The Resourceful Stoner: Ice Cream With No Ice Cream Maker
I Moved Out Of My Parents' House At 14, And This Is What I've Learned From It 27 Life Lessons I Learned By Moving Out At 14
Star Trek Writer Apologizes for "Gratuitous" and "Misogynistic" Underwear Scene -- Is This Necessary/Enough? 102 OPEN THREAD: Star Trek Writer Apologizes for "Gratuitous" and "Misogynistic" Underwear Scene
Try This Now: Foam Hair Dye Is The FUTURE 37 Foam Hair Dye Is Superior And This Is Why
An Open Letter to the Class of 2013, Inspired By My Friend Graduating Today Who Suffered a Nervous Breakdown and Ended Up in the Hospital 25 An Open Letter to the Class of 2013, Inspired By My Friend Graduating Today Who Suffered a Nervous Breakdown
A Guide For Dealing With Casual Racism 61 How To Deal With Casual Racism
I Did a Wiccan Love Spell To Meet A Man And it Worked (Kinda) 25 I (Almost) Manifested Love With Magic!
I Would Not Hesitate to Subject My Kid to Ridicule to Teach Him A Lesson 134 Like Those Parents In Utah, I Would Not Hesitate to Dress My Kid In Ugly Clothes to Teach Him A Lesson
I Love You, Patton Oswalt, And You F@#%ing Let Me Down, Man: On Internet Sexism, Male Comedians and Disillusionment 60 An Internet Bro Attacked Me for Calling Out Sexism, Then Patton Oswalt Disillusioned Me Forever By Joining In
So, Sometimes I Buy Food With No Plans Of Eating It: On Fear, Food Hoarding, And Feeling Safe 96 WEIRD COPING STRATEGIES: Is There An Eating Disorder Specifically About Hoarding Food?
I LOVE MAROON 5, OK? Tell Me Your Guilty Pleasure Music 234 Guilty Pleasure Music: What's Yours And Should You Even Feel Guilty?
I'm The Comic Who Was Fired Because 10 Men Heckled Me To Show My Breasts And Vagina, And I'm Speaking Out For The First Time 95 I'm The Comic Who Was Fired Because I Was Heckled To Show My Breasts And Vagina
I Went To Jail Because My Husband Embezzled Millions Of Dollars 28 My Husband Embezzled Millions Of Dollars And I Went To Jail Because Of it
Science Says We Are Lying To Ourselves About Our Own Hotness 110 According to Science, I Think I'm Hotter Than I Actually Am
It Happened To Me: I Accidentally Crashed A Lululemon Interview 105 It Happened To Me: I Crashed A Group Interview At Lululemon And Felt Wildly Out Of Place
StyleUp is Saving My Life Right Now By Telling Me What To Wear Every Day 55
I’m A Professional Fetish Model 21 It Happened To Me: I'm A Fetish Model
How Not To Be A Dick To Someone With Depression 221 6 Ways To Not Be A Dick To Someone With Depression
I’m Bringing Dickeys Back! Go Ahead, Laugh All You Want 109 I’m Bringing Dickeys Back! No Really HEAR ME OUT
Open Thread: Jose Canseco Manages to Disgust Us In Ways We Didn't Dream Possible By Posting Picture, Name, Phone, Location of Rape Accuser 75 Open Thread: Jose Canseco Posts Picture, Name, Phone, Location of Rape Accuser
My BODY SUCKS BUT I'M TRYING TO BE FRIENDS WITH IT ANYWAY: Body Acceptance For The Chronically Ill 57 I'm Chronically Ill And I Still Believe In Body Acceptance
It Happened To Me: I Became Homeless On Purpose To Overcome My Fear of Failure 187 It Happened To Me: I Became Homeless As A Personal Project To Overcome My Fear Of Failure
5 Products You Should Totally Jack From a Dude's Place 42 5 Dude Products You Should Totally Be Using
Should I Be Offended That One of the Guys I'm Dating Refused a Blow Job Because He Said His Penis is "On Vacation"? 200 Should I Be Offended That One of the Guys I'm Dating Refused a Blow Job?
It Happened To Me: I Became Celibate To Heal From Sexual Abuse 51 It Happened To Me: Celibacy Helped Me Heal From Sexual Abuse
As an Expert in Troubled Relationships, I'm Offering Myself Up As a Greeting Card Writer 61 Are You In a Troubled Relationship? I Have The Perfect Card For You
The Five Dollar Face: Get A Full Face Of Makeup At The Drug Store 94 How To Get A Full Face Of Makeup For Five Dollars
Do This Don't: Sleep With Your Ex Boyfriend 67 Do You Ever Feel Like Your Life Is Spiraling Out Of Control? You Should Probably Go Sleep With Your Ex Boyfriend
Your Weekly Organasm: Recycling Stuff You Don't Need Makes The Planet Green And Also Your Wallet 22 Your Weekly Organasm: I Can Make $$ from Recycling My Laptops? WUT?!?! I’m All Over It!
Is There Some Unspoken Girl Rule That You Have to Return A Compliment in Kind? 144 I Don't Think I Got the Girl Memo on Compliments
How Not To Be A Dick On Social Media During A Terrorist Attack, Natural Disaster, Or Other Horrifying Tragedy 165 How Not To Be A Dick On Social Media During A Terrible National Tragedy
"Your Vagina is Repulsive" And Other Offers of Conditional Love You Should Reject 352 If A Guy Hates Your Vagina, DO NOT DATE HIM FOR MANY YEARS
Tracking My Food Intake Is Driving Me Crazy 225 I've Been Logging My Caloric Intake And It Makes Me Want To Die
It Happened to Me: I'm That Trust Fund Baby Everyone Hates 173 My Trust Fund Landed Me In Spiritual Rock Bottom
What's In A Costume Designer's Kit: THE "TAME YOUR BRA" EDITION 106 What's In A Costume Designer's Kit: Fixing Your Bra Problems
I Am Learning To Love The 10-Year-Old Me, Or A Manifesto For Single Women Everywhere 174 A Manifesto For Single Women Everywhere
I Packed Up My Life Into A Camper To Be A Full-Time Executive Weirdo Do-Gooder And Give Away Pie All Over The Country 98 I Travel Around The Country In A Camper Giving Away Free Pie
Why I Won't Wear High Heels, Ever Again 423 I Wore High Heels One Time And I Never Will Again
Nightmares About Your Partner? They Actually Affect Your Relationship 28 When You Dream About Your Partner It Affects Your IRL Relationship
xoFOOD: These Three Insane Burgers Will Make Your Whole Summer 196 Extreme Food: DIY Crazy Burgers
How Do You Deal With Jealousy? 107 Are You A Green-Eyed Monster?
It Happened To Me: I Got Toxic Shock From An IUD 162 It Happened To Me: My IUD Gave Me Toxic Shock Syndrome
Did I Ever Tell You About The Day I Forgot To Insert My Tampon? 159 The Fateful Day I Forgot To Insert My Tampon
Today Is the 8th Anniversary of David Foster Wallace's "This is Water," and It's Still the Best Master Course in Empathy and Framing I've Ever Read 73 Today Is the 8th Anniversary of David Foster Wallace's "This is Water," and It's Still the Best Master Course I've Ever Read
It Happened to Me: I Was Tricked Into Visiting A Guy Who Had An Open Relationship With His Live-In Girlfriend 95 It Happened to Me: A Guy Paid For My Flight To Visit Him And Then I Found Out He Was Already In A Relationship
NOTHING IS SAFE: All This Germ Stuff Is Making Me Re-Evaluate My Germaphobia 43 Everything is Disgusting: I'm Re-Evaluating My Germaphobia
$927: A Prom Reflection 147 I Spent About $927 On My High School Prom Look And I Don't Regret It
SPEND IT LIKE YOU GOT IT. What Products Do You Splurge On? 208 WORK TOO HARD TO BE BALLIN' ON A BUDGET -- What Products Do You Splurge On?
FATSHION: A TRULY RIDICULOUS Number Of Cute Plus-Size Swimsuits To Jam Your Excellent Fat Ass Into This Summer 167 FATSHION: Presenting EVERY CUTE PLUS SIZE SWIMSUIT ON THE INTERNET, Or At Least Most Of Them
