And why you haven't seen anything on my phone until almost 3 pm my time:
Referring to myself in the third person twice in this one sentence as I picked up my recently re-functioning phone a few minutes ago. Like this, "Hi, this is Jane, but I can't talk right now because I'm having issues with Jane's Phone and this is Jane's Phone. I'll call you right back." This in the middle of the open-floor-plan office, followed by laughter all around. Oh lord. Feel free to make fun of me in the comments.
Also, unrelated but now that I have my phone working again, may as well type this: Have you ever noticed that when your adrenaline is raging for any period of time, your hair and nails grow faster? It happens to me every time.
Ok, enough about MEEEEEE, let me get to my wonder-filled offspring: The background image is of my little rocker girl carrying my violin after band rehearsal last night. She gets her one-eighth-size on Tuesday. Very exciting.
And there you have it: All that sucks about me and this site in one little iPhone-touchscreen-typed nugget. Xo