Colin Farrell likes my dirty feet

Oct 18, 2012 at 9:15am | Leave a comment

What I'm doing when I'm not obsessively corresponding with you, being
the Worst Mom In The World (cookies and milk for breakfast three days
in a row so far -- and not just the kind that you cut off a roll and
bake but the kind that are Pre-cut and Pre-spread on a pan to go
straight into the oven -- with Halloween pumpkins and ghosts and black
cats already on them -- I also allow one, But Only One cause I have
Rules, to be eaten raw woohoo), and when I'm neither working at 3 am
nor partying and vacationing with wildly famous friends:


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