Help me seem smart

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July 19, 2012
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Okay, you have just over an hour to give me your wittiest and most
thought-provoking quotes that I can say in this interview and claim as
my own. If they get used, I will give you a cookie. Or host you on a
visit to xoJane HQ. Or both. AND my undying gratitude.