Also, I Am Not Dead

I heard once that if you have been mentioned ...
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December 11, 2012
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My condolences to the family of my namesake. Also, I heard once that if you have been mentioned a certain number of times in the New York Times that they have your obituary ready to run whenever you die, with the added paragraph at the top about how you died. I wonder if this is true and I want to read them.