There is almost nothing I enjoy more than the opportunity to be a complete know-it-all. These amazing cards would be so fun to carry in my purse, to be whipped out when I see yet another SUV parked diagonally across two "Compact" spaces while I circle the lot uselessly for 20 minutes in my little Mazda.
The flip side of the card gives you space to note exactly WHY the driver parked like a jerk: "You Shouldn't: _____, It's Illegal to: _____, It's Just Fucking Rude." If I had these I would be DRUNK WITH POWER! Citizen's Arrests for all!!
You Park Like a Jerk cards ($15), Montgomery Studios