AND WHAT. You guys knew there'd be at least one video game on here. "Mass Effect 3" will complete the universally beloved, heartwarming series about a little boy and his dog, and the crotchety old lady in the tumbledown house down the block, whom they teach how to love again.
JUST KIDDING. Mass Effect 3 will be about the destruction of Earth by terrifying synthetic alien life forms that look suspiciously like cuttlefish, if cuttlefish were the size of downtown Manhattan. Worry not, humanity, because I, in my alter-ego as Commander Shepard (WHO IS A LADY AND WHO WILL ALWAYS BE A LADY) will save you all.
"Mass Effect 3" doesn't actually come out until March 6 of next year, but for dorks like me, a collector's edition preorder is the most wonderfullest gift of all.