This week the WINNER of the weekly reader comment contest is Brooklynbee! Congrats, you buzzy, winged creature, you WIN. Madame Bee commented on Emily's Booty-Spanx post, and made us realize that big asses aren't necessarily better. She also kind of rewrote this proverb; I'll never say it the correct way again.
Here is your virtual trophy, you dollfaced frequent commentor. Keep 'em coming!
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Are Boys Easier to Raise Than Girls? 196 A New Survey Finds That Most People Believe Boys Are Easier To Parent Than Girls, But I'm Dubious
Which xoJane Editor Drank VANILLA EXTRACT?! 204 We Were Young, We Were Foolish, and We Were Drunk as Skunks
It Happened To Me: I Was Body-Shamed At The Gym 261 It Happened To Me: A Personal Trainer Body-Shamed Me At The Gym
Just Because I’m Gay Doesn’t Mean That I’m Attracted To You 72 Just Because I'm Gay Does Not Mean I'm Attracted To You
Is There Some Unspoken Girl Rule That You Have to Return A Compliment in Kind? 133 I Don't Think I Got the Girl Memo on Compliments
It Happened To Me: I Had To Be Nice To An Alleged Pedophile At My Lousy Job 158 It Happened To Me: I Had To Sign Out Issues Of "Girl's Life Magazine" To A Pedophile
It Happened to Me: My Sister Had A Double Mastectomy Too, But She Died of Breast Cancer Anyway 43 It Happened to Me: My Sister Had Her Breasts Removed, But She Died of Breast Cancer Anyway
Just Tell Your Friends That You Can’t Afford to Go to Their Expensive Wedding, Okay? 209 Why It's Okay To Tell Your Friend You Can't Go To Their Wedding Because It's Too Expensive
A Mother Of A Teenage Boy Wonders About Her Own Son’s Internet Profile: Could He Be Mistaken for a Sociopath? 93 A Teenage Boy's Mother Worries About Her Son's Internet Profile -- Does It Make Him Look Sociopathic?
Is Anyone Else Still Traumatized by Books and Movies from Childhood? 429 Are You Still Traumatized by Books and Movies from Childhood?
Dating Don’ts: The Case For Doing Nothing 25 10 Years Of Being Single And All Of A Sudden I'm Not Anymore
Open Thread: What Advice Would You Give College Graduates? 118 Open Thread: What Advice Would You Give College Grads?
I Hate Sunscreen But I Also Hate Sunburn; Prevent Sunburn And Look Amazing With These Drugstore Products 120 Stop Sunburn and Look Sexy With These Drugstore Products!
How Not To Be A Dick To Your Laser Hair Removal Technician 178 How Not To Be A Dick To Your Hair Removal Technician
