If you look up Peter Pan in the dictionary, this is probably what you'll find...
Yesterday I wrote about how a facial made me look like I had less of a hangover, and proclaimed it a miracle. Well, it turns out that I’m a massive amateur in the beauty treatment stakes.
Always ahead of the curve, Tom Cruise apparently been having bird poo facials to prevent ageing. Yes, he smears bird poo on this face. And the best thing? This doesn't even make the top 10 list of Crazy Things Tom Cruise Has Done.
A source told Now magazine: 'Tom doesn't go in for Botox or surgery, but he does pay close attention to all the new and popular natural treatments.
'He recently started experimenting with the nightingale poo facial. It was recommended by a Hollywood pal and the results have been fantastic.’
Now, this is interesting – when I saw pictures of Tom Cruise with his Top Gun co-star Kelly McGillis a couple of years ago, McGillis looked really great and classy, but Tom…looked exactly like he did in Top Gun, 25 years ago.
Seriously, it’s like time had stood still, or he’d been cryogenically frozen a la Captain America. But it turns out it was bird poo all along.
Phoebe, is that a beauty trend you’d care to test for us?