"I Lost My Phone," My Ass

We all know you didn't save the number. Quit lying, or I'm going to mess with you.
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We all know you didn't save the number. Quit lying, or I'm going to mess with you.

We all know this scenario:

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UGH.

You totally didn't lose your phone. Stop lying, or I'm going to mess with you.

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I've known this person for many years. It's OK to talk like this.

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I had planned to show up anyway...

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But I didn't. The next day:

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Ha ha.

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Learn a lesson, folks!