We all know this scenario:
UGH.
You totally didn't lose your phone. Stop lying, or I'm going to mess with you.
I've known this person for many years. It's OK to talk like this.
I had planned to show up anyway...
But I didn't. The next day:
Ha ha.
Learn a lesson, folks!
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