"I Lost My Phone," My Ass

We all know you didn't save the number. Quit lying, or I'm going to mess with you.
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August 25, 2011
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We all know this scenario:

UGH.

You totally didn't lose your phone. Stop lying, or I'm going to mess with you.

I've known this person for many years. It's OK to talk like this.

I had planned to show up anyway...

But I didn't. The next day:

Ha ha.

Learn a lesson, folks!