The Best Actual Sentences From the IMDB Episode Guide to "A.L.F."

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Oct 12, 2011 at 5:00pm | Leave a comment

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I don't think this needs an introduction. Maybe just, "My name is Julieanne, and I don't sleep very well." OK? Without further A.D.O., please enjoy these painstakingly culled, chronological "Best of" lines from the IMDB episode guide to "A.L.F." These are all very real descriptions of very real television episodes.

All of which are available on Hulu.  Thank you and enjoy your day.

Season 1, Episode 6: For Your Eyes Only
ALF becomes the friend of a lonely blind woman.

Season 1, Episode 18: Border Song
Willie has a problem at work: a lost Mexican boy is at his office.

Season 1, Episode 12: Oh, Tannerbaum
The Tanners then have two tasks: to teach ALF all about Christmas and find a new Christmas tree.

Season 1, Episode 16: Try to Remember: Part 1 of 2
ALF bumps his head and loses his memory. All he knows is that his name is Wayne Schlagel and that he's an insurance agent.

Season 1, Episode 19: Wild Thing
Will the cage be strong enough?

Season 1, Episode 22: It Isn't Easy... Bein' Green
Lynn has introduced ALF to rap music.

Season 1, Episode 23: The Gambler
ALF discovers the alluring world of horse racing.

Season 2, Episode 11: Hail to the Chief
ALF is frustrated because he can't vote in the presidential election.

Season 2, Episode 24: Tequila
ALF assists Kate's alcoholic friend to the realization that she needs help.

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Season 2, Episode 26: Varsity Drag
ALF discovers that he is responsible for Lynn not being able to attend Amherst College.

Season 3, Episode 4: Tonight, Tonight
ALF hosts the Tonight Show instead of Johnny Carson. Is it a dream?

Season 3, Episode 8: Turkey in the Straw
Will Pete sell ALF out after he's talked with him for a while? Will he?

ALF: Season 3: Episode 10
ALF points out that Willie has turned from an idealist to a sell-out.

Season 3, Episode 13: Hide Away
ALF has ordered a non-refundable satellite dish.

Season 3, Episode 19: Superstition
ALF accidentally burns Brian's History book in the oven.

Season 4, Episode 3: Wanted: Dead or Alive
ALF watches "Crimestoppers" and sees a guy resembling Willie who is wanted for polygamy.

Season 4, Episode 17: Gimme That Old Time Religion
In order to become a minister, ALF must preside over a ceremony.

Season 4, Episode 21: Stayin' Alive
When ALF finds out that a local corporation is using CFCs that pollute the environment, he writes several letters of protest.

Season 4, Episode 22: Hungry Like the Wolf
ALF decides to cut meat from his diet.