Ordered from boobsrus on Etsy. Jane wants to trade them for cats. Madeline wants to split them between Jane's office and mine and Cat's office, so we have one boob each. And Jane's new assistant Bryan is completely horrified. They're lucky I didn't order vagina pillows, which I still may do if they can't get it together.
Please let me know if there's anything body-part-related or otherwise that we must have for our new digs.
In Defense of Sad Bastard Music 131 In Defense of Sad Bastard Music, Including All My Personal Favorite Depressing Songs
SLAYING SUMMER BEAUTY: Sick New Products From All My Favorite Companies 82 I CAN'T HANDLE: These Amazing New Beauty Products From All My Favorite Companies
It Happened to Me: Endometriosis Is The Most Painful Thing I've Ever Experienced, And Just 8 Months After Surgery It's Already Come Back 106 It Happened to Me: I Had Surgery To Remove Endometriosis 8 Months Ago, And Now It’s Back
Try This Now: Foam Hair Dye Is The FUTURE 56 Foam Hair Dye Is Superior And This Is Why
My Ex And I Threw A Divorce Party And It Was As Weird As It Sounds 82 I Had A Divorce Party With My Ex There
MERMAIDS ARE HOT: How To Bite Their Style 134 Do We All Secretly Want To Be Mermaids Or What?
SPEND IT LIKE YOU GOT IT. What Products Do You Splurge On? 208 WORK TOO HARD TO BE BALLIN' ON A BUDGET -- What Products Do You Splurge On?
It Happened to Me: I Cheated On My Wife With Someone At Work And I Hate Myself For It 366 It Happened to Me: I Had An Affair At Work And I Wish I Hadn't
It's The Weekend, So Here's Your OPEN THREAD! 862 It's The Weekend, So Here's Your OPEN THREAD!
5 Crunchy Mantras I Live By, And OH YEAH I'm Moving to Hawaii to Make a Movie 40 5 Crunchy Mantras I Live By, And How They Helped Me Fulfill My Dream of Moving to Hawaii to Make a Movie
It Happened To Me: My Husband Of A Decade Forged My Signature And Divorced Me Without My Knowledge 158 It Happened To Me: My Husband Of A Decade Divorced Me Without Telling Me
It Happened To Me: I'm Terrified Of Fruits And Vegetables 352 It Happened To Me: I Haven't Eaten A Fruit Or Vegetable For 21 Years Because of a Phobia
Get Fabulous Curls That Don’t Damage Your Hair: A Rag Roll Tutorial 74 Get Big Glamorous Curls Without Heat: A Rag Roll Tutorial
And Speaking Of Nipples, Mine Are Kind Of Non-Existent 128 Me And My Tiny Nipples
I Got My Colon Irrigated, And It Was Kind Of Awkward 96 I Paid For An Hour Long Colon Cleanse And Lasted Only Ten Minutes
