It's basically SAW: Beauty Edition.
Ordered from boobsrus on Etsy. Jane wants to trade them for cats. Madeline wants to split them between Jane's office and mine and Cat's office, so we have one boob each. And Jane's new assistant Bryan is completely horrified. They're lucky I didn't order vagina pillows, which I still may do if they can't get it together.
Please let me know if there's anything body-part-related or otherwise that we must have for our new digs.