In the event of a zombie outbreak, Wendy will be found sailing away in an attempt to survive Old Man and the Sea styles. The ideal scenario is to find a luxury cruise liner that has yet to be exposed to infection, therefore providing shelter, supplies and champagne. Of course, how do you know that the virus hasn't already found its way on board? Like, maybe a sea bird carried it, or more realistically several passengers were exposed in the early stages? Can you imagine being stuck on a cruise ship with 5,000 fat zombies? You COULD jump, but then what? You get eaten by sharks instead of zombies. Bravo, hot shot. Of course, if you're Wendy, you have a little sail boat tied up to the hull, so the moral of this story is: always have an escape plan.
Articles by Wendy Heisler_1
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