TREAT YO’SELF!
fragrance
summer beauty
I have got some THINGS for you beauties that I just can’t wait any longer to share with you. Are you ready?
tattoo
"Omg," I thought to myself, "What if I accidentally walk out of here with a real face tattoo? What an article THAT would be!"
sun damage
But it’s imperative that we are committed to our SPFs, is it not?
circulation
My hands and feet, like my heart, are ice cold.
nail polish
If nothing else, the elitist gratification of saying, “Oh, this? I mixed it myself!” when someone asks you what color you’re wearing is BEYOND worth it.
eyebrows
You know what I am into? Being as attractive as possible to as many people as possible, all of the time. That’s my game.
shirley manson
I rarely think meeting anyone is a big deal. But this is Shirley Manson. This is a big deal.
shoppables
For the past month or so, I’ve been stomping around every department store, Sephora, and Walgreens that I can barge into in order to find some products to combat the war that I am constantly waging on my eye skin.
bad haircuts
Staring my reflection, I saw that there was a large, rectangular bald spot on the left side of my enormous head. Awesome.
maybelline
What do you do when one of your favorite products suddenly disappears from the shelves? Some things are irreplaceable!
drugstore beauty
AAAW CHECK YOUR CALENDER BECAUSE SPRING HAS SPRUNG!
gel manicures
I mean, dude, if I can do it, you can do it.
floss gloss
LISTEN UP because I’m about to introduce you to a nail polish company that will make you cooler than everyone else just by putting it on. Not exaggerating.
perfume
The best way I can describe it is if you took your favorite “clean cotton” fragrance, then made it waaay sluttier.
music
Hold up. Stop the presses. Brand new pop perfection has been bestowed upon us and quite literally nothing else matters.
rihanna
Have I mentioned that I kind of like Rihanna? Have I ever casually name-dropped her in an article before?
lady gaga
My life would now be separated into two parts: Before Gaga Cancelled The Born This Way Ball and After Gaga Cancelled The Born This Way Ball.
cute nails
What do you do when your best friend who has been living overseas for a year finally comes back home? YOU GO TO CHICAGO TO GET YOUR NAILS DONE.
music
All of my friends kept telling me, “By the way, Tynan, you have a mullet,” to which I spat back, “It’s a FASHION MULLET, guys -- like Tegan and Sara,” which meant nothing to anybody.
perfume
Last summer, I was introduced to my first bubblegum-themed fragrance and lo, my love for candy scents was birthed.
makeup
I was so concerned with packing cute underwear and my phone charger that I didn’t pack a BB Cream or a clear mascara or ANYTHING.
shoppables
I have never found a moisturizer that actually sinks in and lets me live my life without a shiny and sticky face.
beauty
The whole week I was wearing it, I kept rubbing my thumbs over my nails because the texture is so weird and fun, it kind of made my nipples hard.
