Stefanie Garber

Stefanie is a writer based in Melbourne, Australia. Her youthful rebellion was getting a law degree – she now keeps it in a drawer in her cupboard. Stefanie was born in Austria which is nothing like the Sound of Music, no, not even a little. She runs The Bull Pen where she tries to explain international relations but mostly rants about Lindsay Lohan.
 
Age: 25
 
Twitter: @stef_garber
 
What I Do, Job-wise: Write things. Sometimes they’re funny. Sometimes they’re about worker’s compensation.
 
What I Do, Fun-wise: Order two coffees at brunch because I’m just that extravagant. Ride my green bike, Henry, all over everywhere.
 
My Motto: "The grass may be greener but you still have to mow it”
 
My Anti-Motto: "Does my bum look big in this?”
 
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Jean Claude Van Damme. Five year olds make poor life choices.
 
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Laura Marling – New Romantic
 
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Malcolm Gladwell – Outliers. I want to live in his brain.
 
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Thick socks and yoga pants. Can you tell I often work from home?
 
I smell like: Wool, detergent and Nivea – basically, your grandma