coming out
When I complimented her new hair color, there was mutual lingering eye contact. GAY LINGERING EYE CONTACT.
korean products
When snails are agitated, they release a thick goop laced with nutrients that are thought to stimulate cell regeneration and moisturize the skin.
makeup
I’ve accepted the fact that I’ll probably never learn to sleep like a normal person, but here is what I do to try and make myself look more like a human being in the morning.
acid wash jeans
The internet is teeming with “OMG Remember The Nineties?” flashback listicles, so it might be as good a time to resurrect grungy, acid wash jeans.
office parties
skincare
I’m only recently coming back around to caring about stuff like what my face looks like, and have been slowly re-introducing myself to stuff like “skincare.” By slowly, I mean suddenly and impulsively BUYING ALL THE SKIN THINGS.
sexting
Sexting is the absolute worst, and no one actually likes it.
jobs
I started getting throbbing headaches that would last for days and was constantly nauseated.
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Apr 8, 2014 at 2:00pm | 110 comments

offensive joke
“Special needs” jokes aren’t funny. They’re really, really dickish. Super dick-like.
unpopular opinion
BE SEXY IF YOU DO NOT FEEL SEXY RIGHT NOW YOU ARE A REPRESSED WEIRDO AND NO ONE WILL EVER WANT YOU.