Sarah Woolley

After growing up by the English seaside in Felixstowe, Sarah studied at Cambridge, where she wrote articles and film reviews. Jane describes her as “beautifully skinned and so stylish” and Sarah’s mum describes her as “remarkably bright for someone with no common sense.”

Name: Sarah Woolley
 
Twitter:  @Sarah_Woolley  
 
Email: sarahwoolley99@googlemail.com
 
What I Do, Job-wise:  From July I’m a London nanny and I write and edit words to keep me in whisky and sushi
 
What I Do, Fun-wise: I volunteer for charities to sound respectable; write short stories; and I pursue men in good tailoring.  I’ve probably slept on your sofa and lost my birth control in your carpet. On a good day I make short films with friends.
 
My Motto: “You'll never be a first-class human being or a first-class woman, until you've learned to have some regard for human frailty.”
 
My Anti-Motto:  “I’m a laid back, easy going guy” (I’m on Ok Cupid a lot)
 
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Jimmy Stewart. I got lucky. Most 90s kids fixated on Simba from The Lion King.
 
My “Celebs to Make out with” List: Iwan Rheon. Cillian Murphy. James Deen. Andrew Sean Greer. Monica Vitti.
 
The Most Played Song On My iTunes:  RuPaul. “Supermodel”.
 
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts:  NW by Zadie Smith. Pre-order it today.
 
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: £2 leather boots from the British Heart Foundation and a white, lace dress woven by Primark. Rinse. Repeat. I have the wardrobe of a Simpson.
 
 Beauty Products That I Hoard: Benefit’s ChaCha Tint. Chanel lipstick. Pound Land cosmetics.
 
 I smell like:  Gucci Flora.