My “Celebs to Make out with” List: Bill Clinton.
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: "Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)" by Looking Glass.
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: The Night of the Gun by David Carr.
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Black pencil skirts, black flats.
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Black liquid eyeliner, virgin tears.
I smell like: L de Lolita Lempicka/a fine leather armchair.
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Not today, but it's still early.