Twitter: @sarahgcrow

What I Do, Job-wise: Writer, tv-watcher, lover. 

What I Do, Fun-wise: Cruise the internet for photos of babies/monkeys/kittens riding /puppies/miniature horses. 

My Motto: "I got a twenty-dollar gold piece says there ain't nothing I can't do."

My Anti-Motto: "I'll sleep when I'm dead."

The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Roger Rabbit.

My “Celebs to Make out with” List: Bill Clinton.

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: "Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)" by Looking Glass. 

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: The Night of the Gun by David Carr. 

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Black pencil skirts, black flats.

Beauty Products That I Hoard: Black liquid eyeliner, virgin tears. 

I smell like: L de Lolita Lempicka/a fine leather armchair. 

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Not today, but it's still early.