I'm just a girl, living in Jersey, with some things to say.
You can read more of these things on my blog, www.iamnotajedi.com
What I Do, Job-wise: Quality Assurance Editor in the Life Sciences Industry. It sounds stuffy, but I assure you I work with some of the most awesome, creative, and funny people around.
What I Do, Fun-wise: Booze-y brunches, blogging, making mix CDs, and city exploration. Also, fart jokes.
My Anti-Motto: "Dance Like Nobody's Watching"—Screw That. Dance like people are paying money to see it.
The Most Played Songs On My iTunes: "Superfreaky Memories"-Luna, "Bloodbuzz, Ohio"-The National, "I've Been Loving You Too Long"-Otis Redding
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: My H&M knock offs of the Marks & Spencer nude platform shoes that Kate Middleton made me fall in love with
It Happened to Me: I'm Living With My Mother’s Early-Onset Alzheimer’s 98
It Happened To Me: My Online Dating Profile Inspired A Whole Forum Thread Dedicated To What A Whore I Am
A Third Of The People Who Attended My Wedding Didn't Give Me A Gift -- What's Up With That?
Maggie Lite of The Frisky
Here's Your Weekend Open Thread, My Sweetpeas!
Mondegreens: xoJane Editors' Most Embarrassing Misheard Lyrics
It Happened To Me: I Accidentally Went On Date With A Presumed-Gay Canadian C-List Celebrity Who Creepily Proved He Isn't Gay
It Happened to Me: I Was Raped at Disney World And Nobody Cared
Fat Dudes Are Hot
xoJane.com is where women go when they are being selfish, and where their selfishness is applauded.
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