Being single on V-Day (or VD as I like to call it) has never really bothered me, because clearly it’s the most ridiculous, fictional non-holiday in the history of the planet.
valentines day
30
This is going to be much less useful than the version Mandy did for her 37th birthday, because as we've firmly established, I really haven't learnt all that much.
drinking
This will be the first time in 15 years I've gone for a whole month without drinking. My liver and I are relying on you to keep us honest.
relationships
BUT -- what if they secretly had plastic surgery before I met them, and then rubbed themselves in sexy pheromones, JUST TO ENSNARE ME?
creep shaming
I'm on a mission, people. Lets stop those deviant bum gropers in their tracks...
rebecca holman
This is definitely the best thing to come out of the UK since that Hovis advert about sliced bread.
cheating
Half of all Brits think affairs are an acceptable part of relationships in certain circumstances. What are these "certain circumstances"? How can I get a cheating free pass?
pub quiz
Get involved with our Twitter pub quiz on Sunday and you could win a beauty bag if you’re in the UK. If you’re not, we’ll send you some love instead. That’s just as good though, right?
republicanism
I'm not that into the royal family per se, but if we have to have one, we can't do much better than Liz.
abortion
Even the most right-wing columnists here know that calls to criminalise abortion would be hugely unpopular, so they although they try and chip away at our rights bit-by-bit, they make no attempt to eradicate them completely.
adoption
Fact: sometimes tearful family reunions are a bit...awkward and disappointing
labiaplasty
Plus! What's your favourite twee euphemism for vagina?
babies
I appear to be the emotional version of Benjamin Button. Without the romantic backstory and cool motorbike.
adult acne
I was formerly the World’s Ugliest Teenager™ so I should know…
facials
This story really is as sad as it sounds.
being dumped
Where I get on my high horse and dish out some homespun advice that no-one actually asked for.
drinking
Because nothing says "well-rounded woman of the world" like the ability to conjugate verbs after six sambucas.
daily mail
The Daily Mail has the answer to all of life’s tricky questions, including: what constitutes the perfect man?
hello
I'm here to take all your ideas and pretend they're my own...
