valentines day
Being single on V-Day (or VD as I like to call it) has never really bothered me, because clearly it’s the most ridiculous, fictional non-holiday in the history of the planet.
This is going to be much less useful than the version Mandy did for her 37th birthday, because as we've firmly established, I really haven't learnt all that much.

Feb 6, 2013 at 4:30pm | 10 comments

This will be the first time in 15 years I've gone for a whole month without drinking. My liver and I are relying on you to keep us honest.
BUT -- what if they secretly had plastic surgery before I met them, and then rubbed themselves in sexy pheromones, JUST TO ENSNARE ME?

Nov 2, 2012 at 12:30pm | 58 comments

creep shaming
rebecca holman
This is definitely the best thing to come out of the UK since that Hovis advert about sliced bread.

Jun 20, 2012 at 5:30pm | 32 comments

Half of all Brits think affairs are an acceptable part of relationships in certain circumstances. What are these "certain circumstances"? How can I get a cheating free pass?
pub quiz
Get involved with our Twitter pub quiz on Sunday and you could win a beauty bag if you’re in the UK. If you’re not, we’ll send you some love instead. That’s just as good though, right?
I'm not that into the royal family per se, but if we have to have one, we can't do much better than Liz.
Even the most right-wing columnists here know that calls to criminalise abortion would be hugely unpopular, so they although they try and chip away at our rights bit-by-bit, they make no attempt to eradicate them completely.