Rachel Ahrnsen

Rachel Ahrnsen spent a lot of her childhood performing traditional Bavarian dances for crowds of drunk Germans. In addition to surviving that, her biggest accomplishments have been teaching hordes of Ohio school children how to properly milk a goat and helping to organize one of the largest Quidditch tournaments in the world. Her synesthesia gives numbers personalities (don’t trust nine), so she decided to stick with words and become a freelance writer.
And tweets there: @alwaysreadhappy