baller
If you are related to me by blood or marriage, this isn't for you. Otherwise, enjoy the details of my real life sex fantasies!
crafty
Take $5.99 string lights, add clear blue plastic disposable shot glasses or Dixie Cups or vintage tin Jell-O molds and make like Eddie Murphy's girl in 1985 and party all the time.
$.70
Knock knock. Who’s there? You. You who? Yoo-hoo, I’m in line at Goodwill paying 70 cents for this sexist joke book.
age anxiety
buy stuff
All the moms you know will think you are so thoughtful (and good-looking) when they open these indie gifts.
classic illustrators
Guess what? You don't have to actually learn how to embroider to stitch cool designs on your stuff. Fake it. Think of it as drawing with needles and thread.
bagels
What would my life look like if I left all the decisions I would normally make on my own up to the affirmative, negative, or non-committal roll of the icosahedral die?
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Apr 26, 2012 at 9:00am | 50 comments

clean things are nice
Why do I feel like a failure hiring a cleaning person? Heteronormative brainwashing? Have I not shaken the paranoid drug-house privacy thing?
adult problems
So what happens if because of a series of lifestyle and geographical changes, you find yourself in your late 30s desperately in need of the magical ability to make new friends? Or any friends?
coming-of-age
I’m a Jeanie, I intuit other Jeanies and we are Annie-magnets. We long for the innocence of the Madges and the brass ovaries of the Deirdres.