Age: 30

Twitter: @ShirleyMagazine

What I Do, Job-wise: Fashion writer and occasional stylist

What I Do, Fun-wise: Enjoy reading biographies of notable homosexuals, daytime gin drinking and wearing neon.

My Motto: Your hair is your best accessory.

My Anti-Motto: Vote for Boris!

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: YELLE - A cause des garçons

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: The Line of Beauty by Alan Hollingsworth (I would never skim one part. Either devour in two days or leave altogether)

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Neon patterned leggings, or this amazing pink chiffon batwing number by Mrs Jones.

Beauty Products That I Hoard: I've got a big nail varnish collection. I like putting things in rainbow colour order and then staring at them

I smell like: Wine wine and traffic fumes

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Ha. It comes in very handy to have these certain skills in your repertoire in case you get stuck next to a boring person at a party then you can utilise them to break up the monotony.