Molly K

Age: 26

Twitter: @mollyknefel

What I Do, job-wise: Eat graham crackers and giggle into microphones (after-school teacher, stand-up comic and political podcast host)

What I Do, fun-wise: Beer and pizza

My Motto: Beer and shots

My Anti-Motto: Always be prepared

The First Movie Star I Ever Had a Crush On: Gene Kelly and I'm still not over him

My “celebs to make out with” list: I've heard a lot of good things about a fellow named Ryan Gosling

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: "Walking on Broken Glass," completely sincerely

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: I read lots of books, but sometimes I forget them at bars and then I have to play Fruit Ninja

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Silly bands

Beauty Products that I Hoard: Silly bands

I smell like: The failure of all-natural deodorant

I Have Faked An Orgasm: I'm a very polite person.