Melissa Stetten

Age:  29
Twitter: @MelissaStetten
What I Do, Job-wise: Freelance writer, part-time model, occasional actress.
What I Do, Fun-wise:  Take photos. Sign up for pilates classes then make an excuse not to go.  Play basketball. Write about ex-boyfriends. Beat everyone in Mario Kart. Watch Peep Show.
My Motto: I can have any guy I don’t want.
My Anti-Motto: Bangs are a GREAT idea!
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Steve Buscemi (super weird, I know)
My “celebs to make out with” list: Sufjan Stevens, the guy who played Ian Curtis in Control, Jean-Paul Belmondo circa 1960, and most of the Los Angeles Clippers basketball team.
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: LCD Soundsystem – Someone Great
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Remainder by Tom McCarthy
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Rag & Bone jeans with holes in the knees, a white Alexander Wang tee, Zara denim jacket, and Golden Goose sneakers is what I wear 99% of the time.
Beauty Products That I Hoard: CeraVe moisturizer, Tart concealer, Laura Mercier mineral powder, Chanel coco blue nail polish, Bumble & Bumble super rich conditioner.
I smell like: coffee, chocolate, and snuggle dryer sheets
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Yes. You wouldn’t believe me if I told you how many.