Melanie LaForce

Age: 35
Twitter: @rileycoyote
What I Do, Job-wise: Research, training roller derby, freelance writing
What I Do, Fun-wise: College boys, squirrel-feeding
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Eddie Furlong, circa Terminator 2.
My “celebs to make out with” list: Hanson
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Anything by The Cars
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Year of the Flood by Margaret Atwood 
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: T-shirts with the sleeves chopped off
Beauty Products That I Hoard: If it promises “dewy,” I’m suckered into buying it.
I smell like: Your uncle’s basement.
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): I find it hard enough just to keep a straight face.