Melanie LaForce

Age: 35
 
Twitter: @rileycoyote
 
What I Do, Job-wise: Research, training roller derby, freelance writing
 
What I Do, Fun-wise: College boys, squirrel-feeding
 
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Eddie Furlong, circa Terminator 2.
 
My “celebs to make out with” list: Hanson
 
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Anything by The Cars
 
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Year of the Flood by Margaret Atwood 
 
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: T-shirts with the sleeves chopped off
 
Beauty Products That I Hoard: If it promises “dewy,” I’m suckered into buying it.
 
I smell like: Your uncle’s basement.
 
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): I find it hard enough just to keep a straight face.